“Co-sleeping is weird. Don’t you have a crib?” Response: “Yes, and we prefer to use it to store laundry.”
“Co-sleeping is unhealthy. Everyone needs their own bed.” Response: “Said the bed factory.”
Homebirth:
“Homebirth? Ew! What will you do with the mess?” Response: “Make candles for Christmas gifts. What’s your address again?”
“Homebirth? So dangerous!” Response: “Don’t worry, after baby is born
we plan to raise her inside of an actual hospital. Just to be safe.”
“Homebirth? Are you crazy?” Response: “Have you seen gas prices? This will save TWO trips.”
Babywearing:
“Your baby will never learn to walk.” Response: “We’ll cross that
bridge when the time comes. Well… I’ll cross… he’ll be in a carrier.”
“Can’t you just use a stroller?” Response: “When the zombies come, being hands-free is going to be essential for survival.”
“She’ll never WALK!” Response: “How else will I make sure she never leaves me? (must be said with a straight face).
Homebirth:
“Homebirth? Ew! What will you do with the mess?” Response: “Make candles for Christmas gifts. What’s your address again?”
“Homebirth? So dangerous!” Response: “Don’t worry, after baby is born we plan to raise her inside of an actual hospital. Just to be safe.”
“Homebirth? Are you crazy?” Response: “Have you seen gas prices? This will save TWO trips.”
Babywearing:
“Your baby will never learn to walk.” Response: “We’ll cross that bridge when the time comes. Well… I’ll cross… he’ll be in a carrier.”
“Can’t you just use a stroller?” Response: “When the zombies come, being hands-free is going to be essential for survival.”
“She’ll never WALK!” Response: “How else will I make sure she never leaves me? (must be said with a straight face).
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